December 2009
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Helium walks into a bar and orders a drink
kapi:
The bartender says “We don’t serve noble gases here.”
Helium doesn’t react.
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goo.gl →
Google URL Shortener
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Where can I find Twinkies here in UK?
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“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don’t matter...”
– Dr. Seuss
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“Work like you don’t need the money, love like you’ve never been hurt...”
– Randall G. Leighton
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“I Wrote This Song“ Making April ...
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Prospective client: $400 for a logo?! Why are you so expensive? My nephew has Photoshop—I can just get him to do it.
Me: Does your nephew have Microsoft Word?
Prospective client: Yes.
Me: Then have him write you a novel while he’s at it.
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“The stars are the street lights of eternity.”
– author unknown (via iliznorizan) (via fuckyeahstars)
